National Day of Mennonites

With everyone and everything getting a “National Day”, I thought it was deserved to have a National Mennonite Day.   In January alone there are ridiculous days for: Hangover Day, Bloody Mary Day, Chocolate Covered Cherry Day, Drinking Straw Day, etc etc.  I don’t know who promotes these ideas or how they get established.  I assume that someone makes the first step in “declaring it”.  Maybe someone will read this and know how to take it to the next step.  Do we contact a Senator?

Here is my declaration:  I am nominating January 31st (the death date of Menno Simons) as “The National Day of Mennonites”.   We don’t know his birthdate so I went with his death date instead.

If you know what to do next, please let us all know.  Maybe someday the mail will stop and the banks will be closed.  We could get a day off from school and work.  Mennonite Schools should definitely be closed to honor the day!

I did my duty.  Now do yours.  Write letters.  Protest.  Make T-shirts and wear them to conference.  Make banners to hang at your church.  Everyone should be able to enjoy a National Day of Mennonites.  There could be sales but wait…Mennonites don’t spend money.  Oh well, we’ll think of something!

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3 thoughts on “National Day of Mennonites

  1. You need to get some government official to introduce is as a law or statute or regulation. Or, better yet, run for office yourself and then you could do it. It would have broader appeal if you called it Anabaptist Day.

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